Bedroom Statue

Woman and her lover are in bed together when hubby comes home. The woman
jumps up, shoves (挤，推）the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder（爽身粉）.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration.

The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the 'statue' and says, 'Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and
they never fed me a thing!'